i wasn’t prepared for it at all. it came as a total shock and i still don’t think i’ve recovered. dean propositioned me for sex last night. the only thing i could think to day was “uh…” the conversation went something like this:
\nme: how was golf?
\nhim: it was good.
\n[insert perky banter]<\/I>
\nme: you’re wired for sound tonight.
\nhim: i’m not weird!
\n[insert more banter]<\/I>
\nhim: i was kind of hoping for sex tonight.
\nme: this game is better than sex [i was playing pong]<\/I>
\n[insert yet more chit chat]<\/I>
\nhim: i can be there in five minutes.
\nme: uh…
\nbesides the fact that recreational sex is not in my nature (as the whole jason fiasco revealed), there are a stack of reasons why sleeping with dean would be detrimental to my tenuous grasp of a social life. i’ve also come to the conclusion that right now, i’m just not interested in getting sticky with another person. i have some issues i need to deal with before i’m ready for that kind of interaction.
\ni just really hope this doesn’t fuck up our card nights.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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