A Friendship Poem For those tired of the usual “friend” poems, here is a touch of reality:
\nWhen you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
\nWhen you are blue, I’ll try to dislodge whatever’s choking you.
\nWhen you smile, I’ll know you finally got laid.
\nWhen you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
\nWhen you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
\nWhen you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to you.
\nWhen you are sick, stay away from me until your well again; I don’t want whatever you have.
\nWhen you fall, I will point and laugh.
\nThis is my oath I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you’re my friend.
\n(from my mother via email)<\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Friendship Poem For those tired of the usual “friend” poems, here is a touch of reality: When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. When you are blue, I’ll try to dislodge whatever’s choking you. When you smile, I’ll …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}