{"id":531,"date":"2001-08-27T10:07:00","date_gmt":"2001-08-27T10:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=531"},"modified":"2001-08-27T10:07:00","modified_gmt":"2001-08-27T10:07:00","slug":"grr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/grr\/","title":{"rendered":"GRR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i don&#8217;t know why i&#8217;m sitting here in pain and misery with cramps when i have a bottle full of tylenol in my bag. it would take thirty-three seconds to get some caplets, swallow them and start the countdown to relief.  but, no&#8230; i&#8217;d rather suffer.  stupid uterus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i don&#8217;t know why i&#8217;m sitting here in pain and misery with cramps when i have a bottle full of tylenol in my bag. it would take thirty-three seconds to get some caplets, swallow them and start the countdown to relief. but, no&#8230; i&#8217;d rather suffer. stupid uterus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}