{"id":547,"date":"2001-09-06T14:36:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-06T14:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=547"},"modified":"2001-09-06T14:36:00","modified_gmt":"2001-09-06T14:36:00","slug":"mmm_twizzlers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/mmm_twizzlers\/","title":{"rendered":"mmm, twizzlers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i want licorice. black licorice. black twizzlers, to be exact.<br \/>\nby the way, i didn&#8217;t tell you this, but i&#8217;m two hours from walking into a salon and getting a minimum of six inches of hair removed from my person.  i didn&#8217;t tell you this because if i were to have told you this then, through the sick workings of my mind, i would be less likely to actually go through with it just for the mere fact i spilled the beans. yes, i&#8217;m weird like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i want licorice. black licorice. black twizzlers, to be exact. by the way, i didn&#8217;t tell you this, but i&#8217;m two hours from walking into a salon and getting a minimum of six inches of hair removed from my person. i didn&#8217;t tell you this because if i were to have told you this then, <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/mmm_twizzlers\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}