{"id":554,"date":"2001-08-31T11:09:00","date_gmt":"2001-08-31T11:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=554"},"modified":"2001-08-31T11:09:00","modified_gmt":"2001-08-31T11:09:00","slug":"the_rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/the_rules\/","title":{"rendered":"the rules"},"content":{"rendered":"

heather’s rules for departmental phone answering:<\/p>\n

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  1. i will answer all of the boss’s phone calls when he is away from his desk, thus assuring my position in the department’s heirarchy.\n
  2. if you attempt to answer any of the boss’s calls when i am in the room, i will glare at you until you want to cry and call you names under my breath.\n
  3. i will answer the two next closest phones when they are unattended.\n
  4. i reserve the right to refuse to answer the next two closest phones if the owners of those phones have pissed me off in the past forty-eight hours (this virtually guarantees i will not ever answer said phones).\n
  5. i will not answer any of the above phones if the owners are physically within the confines of the department, even if it means they must sprint from one end of the room to the other to answer their own phone.\n
  6. if there is no one else available, i will answer the remaining three phones in the department when they are unattended.\n
  7. i reserve the right to refuse to answer a phone if the owner never, ever, ever answers any phone but their own (this decreases total phones to be answered by one).<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    heather’s rules for departmental phone answering: i will answer all of the boss’s phone calls when he is away from his desk, thus assuring my position in the department’s heirarchy. if you attempt to answer any of the boss’s calls when i am in the room, i will glare at you until you want to …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}