{"id":555,"date":"2001-09-07T08:18:00","date_gmt":"2001-09-07T08:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=555"},"modified":"2001-09-07T08:18:00","modified_gmt":"2001-09-07T08:18:00","slug":"eek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/eek\/","title":{"rendered":"eek!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so, yeah&#8230; i&#8217;m practically bald now.  well, okay.  not really.  but i did go get my hair cut.  i *almost* chickened out, but i held onto the sides of the waiting area chair and told myself over and over <i>this is a good thing. this is a good thing<\/i>.  so, twenty minutes and $19 ($14 + $5 tip) later, i walked out with about nine inches less hair.  <i>nine inches!<\/i>  of course, i sped home, washed it out and styled it to my satisfaction.  then i proceeded to flip it back and forth for an hour or so, revelling in the perky bounciness of the new flipped-up ends.<br \/>\nit&#8217;s going to be very amusing observing the reactions i&#8217;ll get from people at work.  i&#8217;ve already had one &#8220;oh my god!  turn around!&#8221;  and two &#8220;you cut your hair!&#8221;s.  considering everyone seemed to pay an inordinate amount of attention to what i did with my tresses, i&#8217;m sure it&#8217;ll only get worse before the novelty wears off.  i&#8217;m betting that not one guy mentions anything, though.  we all know how guys are.<br \/>\ni think my head hates me for hacking away it&#8217;s spawn.  i woke up this morning with a blinding headache, the last half of which is still lingering uncomfortably, fighting against the two advil liquid-gels i quaffed before i left for work.  that&#8217;s okay, i&#8217;m trying the new chicken mcgrill for lunch.  a chocolate shake will fix everything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so, yeah&#8230; i&#8217;m practically bald now. well, okay. not really. but i did go get my hair cut. i *almost* chickened out, but i held onto the sides of the waiting area chair and told myself over and over this is a good thing. this is a good thing. so, twenty minutes and $19 ($14 <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/eek\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}