note to self: always take meghan to the pub. this results in free beer from strange, middle-aged men (oh, if only i were blond).
\nnote to self: while at the pub, do not sit at the edge of the stairs. when your drunk companion spills his beer on the table, you will fall backwards over the edge, spilling your beer over your head, in an attempt to avoid your companion’s spilled beer.
\nnote to self: flagellate self heartily for watching the entire. two. hours. of billy ray cyrus’ new television show pilot.
\nnote to self: deprive self of all good things for actually liking<\/I> said show.
\nnote to self: people are not observant.
\nnote to self: it is impossible to make a harry potter book last more than 24 hours.
\nnote to self: keep notepad & pen near bed. the best ideas annoyingly arrive just as sleep does.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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