i was so eager to get back to work after my sick-day that i arrived forty-five minutes early and didn’t spend any of that time surfing online. i got right to work. i’m still working, two hours later. and it looks like i’ll be working all day! imagine, working all day long. i can’t. it makes me dizzy. oh, wait, maybe that’s my cold meds. ah-ha! cold medication makes me productive! no wonder they have the closed air circulation system in this building. the sicker we are, the more cold meds we’ll take and the more work we’ll get done in our drug-induced fogs. i’ve got their number, yes i do. can’t pull the wool over my eyes!
\nin other news, my hair is super ringlety today and everyone’s commenting on how adorable i am. yay me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
i was so eager to get back to work after my sick-day that i arrived forty-five minutes early and didn’t spend any of that time surfing online. i got right to work. i’m still working, two hours later. and it looks like i’ll be working all day! imagine, working all day long. i can’t. it …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}