*phone rings*
\nme: MIS<\/i>
\nhim: is this heather?<\/i>
\nme: yes.<\/i>
\nhim: the one and only?<\/i>
\nme: there can be only one.<\/i>
\nhim: *laugh* do you know who this is?<\/i>
\nme: nope.<\/i>
\nhim: so i could play with you for a while then?<\/i>
\nme: not over the phone, you couldn’t.<\/i>
\nhim: ooh! *laugh* you’re quick! *laugh* good one!<\/i>
\nme: i try.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
*phone rings* me: MIS him: is this heather? me: yes. him: the one and only? me: there can be only one. him: *laugh* do you know who this is? me: nope. him: so i could play with you for a while then? me: not over the phone, you couldn’t. him: ooh! *laugh* you’re quick! *laugh* …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}