{"id":658,"date":"2001-10-16T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-16T08:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=658"},"modified":"2001-10-16T08:17:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-16T08:17:00","slug":"betty_crocker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/betty_crocker\/","title":{"rendered":"betty crocker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>everyone loves me today because i baked cookies last night. i need a redesign in the worst way. i want new hair. driving to work this morning was slightly surreal.  it looked &#038; felt like ten p.m. instead of 7 a.m.  i kept thinking i should be going home instead of to work.  i need more sleep.  i hope it doesn&#8217;t rain before noon so i can go for another walk today.  i felt great this morning, but as soon as i got to work, my head started to hurt.  i want to know why tuesdays always go so slowly for me.  fast. it&#8217;s going rather fast.  i need to vacuum tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>everyone loves me today because i baked cookies last night. i need a redesign in the worst way. i want new hair. driving to work this morning was slightly surreal. it looked &#038; felt like ten p.m. instead of 7 a.m. i kept thinking i should be going home instead of to work. i need <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/betty_crocker\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}