{"id":668,"date":"2001-10-18T12:20:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-18T12:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=668"},"modified":"2001-10-18T12:20:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-18T12:20:00","slug":"bounce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/bounce\/","title":{"rendered":"*bounce*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>oh no. my boss just left for the day. i&#8217;m going to get less done than the little i was doing before. this is bad. very bad.<br \/>\ni&#8217;m completely useless today.  i just want to bounce around and smile and chat and laugh and be happy!  i&#8217;m actually making myself a little queasy with it all.  i&#8217;ve got his stupid half-grin stuck on my face and even when i&#8217;m sitting still my inner self is skippng around a field of waist-high daisies.<br \/>\ni&#8217;m such a moron.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oh no. my boss just left for the day. i&#8217;m going to get less done than the little i was doing before. this is bad. very bad. i&#8217;m completely useless today. i just want to bounce around and smile and chat and laugh and be happy! i&#8217;m actually making myself a little queasy with it <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/bounce\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}