i tried to find a costume to wear today, but i’ve settled for my shiny, red devil’s horns. i almost wore the tail, too; but, i couldn’t be bothered with having to move it about every time i sat down and got up again. i could imagine myself getting it stuck in the chair and then having to drag said chair around with me all day. yeah, i can that.
\ni tried to put gas in my car this morning on the way to work (after procrastinating getting out of bed for forty minutes — i was so happy lying there!); but, dean<\/B> was taking up all the room on the side of the pumps i needed so i just chased him down the hill instead. he liked that. i’m sure i’ll hear all about it come friday.
\ni want to eat everything with my sexy new chopsticks. i wonder how they’ll work with salad…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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