i had a mildly disturbing sex dream about mark from work last night. it was disturbing because i don’t find him even the itsiest bit attractive. but, there he was, nudging and leaning and putting his hands on inappropriate parts of my body. then he got all pissy because i wouldn’t screw him. he went off in a huff only to come right back and try again. hey, what can i say? i’m irresistable!
\ni finally ditched him only to find sean connery working in a russian deli. so i stalked him for a while until i woke up.
\nnow, despite nine hours of (fitful, too warm, busy dream) sleep, i’m nodding off at my desk. gah. it’s not even seven thirty yet. it’s going to be a long<\/I> day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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