my hair is straight but i’m wonky about the brain, even after a delightful nine hours of sleep. there’s a bit of a headache trying to annoy me, but i’m refusing to let it win.
\n*pummel* take that!
\n*growl* you will not beat me!<\/I>
\n*swallow* hah! but you cannot beat three<\/b> extra-strength tylenol and coffee!
\n*cower* noooo!<\/I>
\nit wasn’t what she hoped for when she discovered it missing, but meghan was honestly pleased with her re-issued birth certificate proclaiming her to be twenty-nine years old. she confided to me while we sat at our table alone that she had secretly hoped that mark had taken it to get a marriage license. i apologised. she said not to worry, this was just as good.
\ni want my writing to be interesting, challenging and evocative. the words jumping up off the screen and wrapping themselves cozily around the reader’s neck, purring softly. yes. i want you to come back to be astonished.
\nare you astonished?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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