it’s snowing (or trying to) in various elevated parts of the city today. this fills me full of dread. it’s not even december. it shouldn’t be snowing yet. stupid winter, go back to winnipeg.
\nthis is the day i’m going to go cash in my winning lottery ticket. i wonder if balloons and streamers will fall from the sky and everyone in the vicinity will start blowing tooters and whooping with merry delight at my good fortune. i don’t need all that; i just want to make sure i don’t get mugged on the way back to my car.
\ni really hope i remembered to unplug my flat-iron.
\ni felt so cute and confident yesterday that i spent far too much time having myself a little webcam photoshoot last night. and, if i do say so myself, there wasn’t one bad one in the bunch! sometimes, i’m just too cute to live. thank god i’m back to my old, ugly self today so i don’t have to die.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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