{"id":800,"date":"2001-12-05T09:30:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-05T09:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=800"},"modified":"2001-12-05T09:30:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-05T09:30:00","slug":"the_sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/the_sex\/","title":{"rendered":"the sex."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i slept funny and now i have a sore neck.  hopefully it won&#8217;t take two weeks to unkink itself like last time.<br \/>\nso, my lovely <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.cleverlittleminx.com\">buttercup<\/A> wants wild sex stories.  and, although i&#8217;d love to oblige, i have none. nope.  not a single, solitary one.  the closest i&#8217;ve gotten to wild sex was what joe and i did in the driveway one chilly november afternoon in worcester.   that wasn&#8217;t even sex, just a wee bit of mutual masturbation (sorry, <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/ma\/Weller\/blogger\/randomness.html\">heather<\/A>&#8230; i don&#8217;t think i told you about that, even though you almost caught us).<br \/>\ni have a great sexual fantasy life and i desire a ream of kinky, taboo, bi-sexual things, but i&#8217;ve yet to get a chance to fulfill them.   i have to be truly comfortable with someone before i&#8217;ll go whole hog and let the slut in me out.  i suppose i haven&#8217;t had time enough with any one person to get that comfortable.  that&#8217;s not entirely true&#8230; i got pretty freaky with paul.  no wonder i want talk to him again.<br \/>\ntoo bad i missed <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.cleverlittleminx.com\/2001_12_01_archive.php3#7637080\">national naughty fantasy day <\/A>yesterday&#8230; i&#8217;m suddenly feeling warm and expressive.  *dreamy smile*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i slept funny and now i have a sore neck. hopefully it won&#8217;t take two weeks to unkink itself like last time. so, my lovely buttercup wants wild sex stories. and, although i&#8217;d love to oblige, i have none. nope. not a single, solitary one. the closest i&#8217;ve gotten to wild sex was what joe <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/the_sex\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}