{"id":801,"date":"2001-12-06T08:52:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-06T08:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=801"},"modified":"2001-12-06T08:52:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-06T08:52:00","slug":"two_things_one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/two_things_one\/","title":{"rendered":"two things. one post."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>oh, the <a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/archive\/00000801.html#comments\">sexy chair<\/a> is on sale this week. just when i&#8217;d resolved not to spend anymore money on big-ticket items.  maybe that&#8217;s what i&#8217;ll ask for xmas from dad instead of a digital camera.<br \/>\ni&#8217;m smoking too much lately.  i&#8217;m not really sure why.  instead of one each way to\/from work, i&#8217;m having two.  instead of not smoking at all at home, i&#8217;ve found myself out on the balcony in snow, sleet, rain and wind, hugging myself in my wool sweater to keep warm while i powersmoke my brains out.  i&#8217;m obviously lacking something.<br \/>\nit&#8217;s probably kissing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oh, the sexy chair is on sale this week. just when i&#8217;d resolved not to spend anymore money on big-ticket items. maybe that&#8217;s what i&#8217;ll ask for xmas from dad instead of a digital camera. i&#8217;m smoking too much lately. i&#8217;m not really sure why. instead of one each way to\/from work, i&#8217;m having two. <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/two_things_one\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}