{"id":814,"date":"2001-12-14T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-14T07:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=814"},"modified":"2001-12-14T07:29:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-14T07:29:00","slug":"batten_down_the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/batten_down_the\/","title":{"rendered":"batten down the hatches!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i didn&#8217;t know anything was amiss until the radio started playing at 5:34am.  i stretched languorously, delighting in the fluffly warmness which is my &uuml;ber-blankie and spared half a thought to regret that today wasn&#8217;t yet saturday and i, at some point in the very near future, had to extricate myself from my snuggly cocoon of warmth.  if i&#8217;d know what it was like outside my peaceful sanctuary i&#8217;d never have gotten out of bed.<br \/>\nwe&#8217;re smack in the middle of armageddon!  i&#8217;m not kidding.  even the morning dj&#8217;s on my radio station are saying so.  after three days of torrential rain, today we&#8217;re being subjected to hurricaine force winds.  as i sit here in my tin-can of an office building, the wind is gusting so violently, i can see my window flex inwards.  one more whoosh and either the corrugated metal roof above me or the double-glazed glass beside me is going to give and i&#8217;ll put my new, sturdy desk to very good use and hide under it while i wait for the twister to take me to oz.<br \/>\nthe noises the building is making are interesting, if not a little freaky.  and, for all the portents of doom, i&#8217;m actually a big fan of wind storms.  i&#8217;m just glad my little corner of city wasn&#8217;t subjected to a late-night power outage.  i could guarantee you that i wouldn&#8217;t be here if it was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i didn&#8217;t know anything was amiss until the radio started playing at 5:34am. i stretched languorously, delighting in the fluffly warmness which is my &uuml;ber-blankie and spared half a thought to regret that today wasn&#8217;t yet saturday and i, at some point in the very near future, had to extricate myself from my snuggly cocoon <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/batten_down_the\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}