{"id":827,"date":"2001-12-17T20:45:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-17T20:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=827"},"modified":"2001-12-17T20:45:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-17T20:45:00","slug":"danger_citibank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/danger_citibank\/","title":{"rendered":"danger, citibank visa! danger!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>today in the mail i received four xmas cards.  four.  in one delivery.  four!  one from the lovely <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.smackeral.com\">andrea<\/A>, another from my smoochalicious <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.cleverlittleminx.com\">buttercup<\/A> and two others from co-workers i don&#8217;t see on a daily basis.<br \/>\nfour!  i don&#8217;t think i got four xmas cards in total last year.<br \/>\ni&#8217;ve also been the online gift-buying queen the last couple of days.  i&#8217;ve ordered gifts for four friends in the last two days via net.purchases (no, i&#8217;m not saying for which friends&#8230; i know at least two of them read this, the sneaky buggers).  it&#8217;s so *easy* and i don&#8217;t have to brave the malls!  oh, shit.  i forgot to go get dad&#8217;s present.  fuck.  someone remind me to swing buy oasis on my way home tomorrow, please.<br \/>\noh, and thanks to restless paint shop pro energy, a burst of creative itch and a suggestion from the aforementioned lovely andrea, i added a couple items to the store you may not like to spend your hard-earned shekels on.  the link, like the rest of them, is over there on the right.  click away, my children.  you shall buy&#8230; you shall consume&#8230; you shall brand yourself!<br \/>\ni&#8217;m going to go finish the bloody book i&#8217;m reading and then go to bed.  g&#8217;nite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today in the mail i received four xmas cards. four. in one delivery. four! one from the lovely andrea, another from my smoochalicious buttercup and two others from co-workers i don&#8217;t see on a daily basis. four! i don&#8217;t think i got four xmas cards in total last year. i&#8217;ve also been the online gift-buying <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/danger_citibank\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}