someone up there decided it would be a fun joke to dump a foot of marshmallow topping all over the city.
\nwell, okay. it’s snow, but it looks<\/i> like marshmallow topping. i can’t believe there’s a foot of snow outside. i can’t believe that it’s going to all freeze up overnight and i’m going to have to take the bus to work because i’m not risking my neck for my paycheque. i can’t believe that i can’t even take the day off work because if i don’t i’ll have five hundred angry coworkers without paycheques this friday. i can’t believe i can’t believe all of this. it’s only snow.
\nwhat did i just say? this is vancouver. it’s never only<\/i> snow. it’s a fluffy, white apocalypse unleashed upon the unwitting citizens of our fair and ever green city.
\ni wish i had a sled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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