with emmitt shrouded and put to rest in his pizza pop box coffin, i spent an hour chopping, mincing, pureeing, dicing, slicing and mixing ingredients for my culinary experiment. i never realized how much work there was to making a curry from scratch. i also need a zester because i somehow managed to zest half my thumb off along with the lime.
\ni have a feeling that dinner tonight is going to be a serious disaster, but i’m going through with it regardless. i’m just making sure that i have twenty bucks to order pizza, in case of emergency.
\np.s. don’t ever try to masturbate after you’ve diced chilies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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