{"id":933,"date":"2002-01-31T09:38:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-31T09:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=933"},"modified":"2002-01-31T09:38:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-31T09:38:00","slug":"silly_bird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/silly_bird\/","title":{"rendered":"silly bird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>there was a small bird on the front porch as i left for work this morning.  it didn&#8217;t fly away when i lumbered out the door, dropped my bag or reached to pick it up. the poor wee thing weakly tried to get away when i had it enclosed in my hands, but as soon as i let him sit on my palm, he just tucked his beak into his feathers, puffed up and stayed very still.  i extended each of his wings and lifted up his tail feathers to try to see if he was injured.  he wasn&#8217;t bleeding and everything seemed to be in working order, but he wasn&#8217;t going anywhere.<br \/>\ntrying to think of what i could do for him, i put him back down and went inside to find something to keep him warm and safe until he recovered from his trauma.  i looked around my kitchen and seized upon an empty pizza pops box. i was in the middle of cutting out an opening when i remembered something.  i rummaged through the waste basket in the other room for the kleenex box i had discarded a few days earlier.  taking it back into the kitchen, i lined it with crumpled paper towels (to keep him warm).  thinking of what else he&#8217;d need to recover his strength, i thought of what i could give him for food.  i don&#8217;t have birdseed or anything remotely birdseed-like, so i opened up the bottom of my toaster and put a small amount of crumbs in the box.  hopefully he likes oats and wheat.<br \/>\ngoing back outside, he wasn&#8217;t where i&#8217;d left him and i had a moment of panic-slash-elation. panic, that he&#8217;d gone somewhere to die. elation, that he&#8217;d shook off whatever was ailing him and he&#8217;d gone home safely.  it only lasted a moment. he&#8217;d hopped himself face-first into a corner, a heart-wrenching sight.  i put down my makeshift bird condo, picked him up gently and placed him inside, then i slid the box into the corner, hoping that no neighbour would inadvertently (or deliberately) damage him or his small abode.<br \/>\ni felt so very guilty to just leave him there like that and go to work.  i should have taken him to someone who knows what to do with birds.  i should have been late to work and taken care of him.  my poor excuse is that it was only seven o&#8217;clock, no one would be open to receive him and even if they were, i wouldn&#8217;t know where to go.  i&#8217;m going to find out, though.<br \/>\nif, by a miracle, he&#8217;s still there and alive, i&#8217;m going to take him to a wildlife rescue facility and put him into the care of trained handlers.  if, by a tragedy, he&#8217;s there but has passed on to avian heaven, i shall give him a proper burial in my landlady&#8217;s rose garden.<br \/>\ni really hope he&#8217;s okay. i think i&#8217;ll call him emmitt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there was a small bird on the front porch as i left for work this morning. it didn&#8217;t fly away when i lumbered out the door, dropped my bag or reached to pick it up. the poor wee thing weakly tried to get away when i had it enclosed in my hands, but as soon <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/silly_bird\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}