recently, i’ve been considering my growing satisfaction with my lack of love-life. it’s been over a year since i’ve had sex or any kind of physically affectionate interaction with another human being. usually, at about this point, i’d be freaking out, bemoaning my lack of monkey love and proclaiming myself doomed to eternal chastity. i just can’t seem to be upset about it, though.
\nwhen i start thinking about getting hot & sweaty with someone, i don’t get a thrill. i don’t ache for it. i don’t wriggle about in my chair wishing there was somone to pull me to my feet and take me up against the wall. ahem.
\nthat’s not to say i still don’t have urges; but i’m happy to put my purple, vibrating appliance to the task. i don’t have to worry about whether or not he’ll get me off or if i’ll get him off. he doesn’t care what noises i make or if i shaved my legs. when i’m done, i can roll over and go to sleep. alone. i can take up the whole damn bed for myself. i will sleep deeply and peacefully in my post-orgasmic bliss, not worrying if i snore or fart during the night.
\nit’s odd to realize that i’m absolutely okay with not having someone to lust after, kiss or cuddle. moreso because i didn’t have to work at it, it just happened. i hope it lasts, i kind of like it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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