{"id":956,"date":"2002-02-21T13:06:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-21T13:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=956"},"modified":"2002-02-21T13:06:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-21T13:06:00","slug":"dont_look_at_me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/dont_look_at_me\/","title":{"rendered":"don&#8217;t look at me like that"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>there is a <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/survivor4\/survivors\/bios\/tammy.shtml\">survivor contestant<\/A> who is <i>exactly<\/i> my age, both of us having the same birthday and year.   i suppose i know who i&#8217;m rooting for to win.<br \/>\ni was browsing through the player profiles for kicks and i was struck by how stupid these people must be. not even for the obvious reason of going on that kind of show in the first place.  you see, these people have no idea how to pick their luxury items.  let me list the dummest choices:  massage oils, bible, lock of horse hair, necklace, scriptures, book of poetry the contestant wrote!<br \/>\ncome on!  none of these things are in any way useful.  yeah, yeah&#8230; comfort items. bleh.  you have to be creative with your choices like the following:  pillow, football, canvas &#038; paints, cologne.  interactive!  selfish!  odour-masking!  those people were thinking.<br \/>\nme, i&#8217;d have a hard time choosing between a deck of cards and a toothbrush.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there is a survivor contestant who is exactly my age, both of us having the same birthday and year. i suppose i know who i&#8217;m rooting for to win. i was browsing through the player profiles for kicks and i was struck by how stupid these people must be. not even for the obvious reason <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/dont_look_at_me\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}