{"id":98,"date":"2001-03-05T10:21:00","date_gmt":"2001-03-05T10:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=98"},"modified":"2001-03-05T10:21:00","modified_gmt":"2001-03-05T10:21:00","slug":"cat_-n_brain_bl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/cat_-n_brain_bl\/","title":{"rendered":"cat -n brain >> blog"},"content":{"rendered":"

 1. i don’t want anyone to talk to me today.
\n 2. olive oil really does work just as well as those really spendy hot oil treatments for your hair.
\n 3. i really want to talk about something, but i can’t because someone will read it here and that will spoil the surprise.
\n 4. there’s an itchy spot on my back that just won’t go away.
\n 5. buying bras is annoying.
\n 6. i’m not very good at video games.
\n 7. sometimes, i can’t stop myself from flirting.
\n 8. i dreamt i had a date with a guy named dean, but not that dean<\/a>, a different one.
\n 9. i wish i had a door i could use to shut everyone out of my work space.
\n10. my nose is stuffy.
\n11. i’ve been the other woman.
\n12. there is a box of frozen waffles in my freezer from last spring.
\n13. someday i will have season’s tickets to the canucks<\/a>.
\n14. jason’s done some really nice stuff for me.
\n15. meghan’s significant other is hot.
\n15. people always seem to pick on me.
\n16. i can’t remember how many years i’ve had my nose pierced; but, i still remember the date it was done (april 27).
\n17. i need to shave my legs.
\n18. last night, i slept on the other side of the futon.
\n19. i can’t wait until the weekend.
\n20. i waste more time than anyone.<\/i>
\n21. i don’t know how to cook for one person at a time.
\n22. sandy’s annoying me with the way she’s distributing my work load.
\n23. my boss wants me to beta test microsoft windows “whistler”.
\n24. i am freakishly good at remembering phone numbers.
\n25. i would have liked to learn latin in highschool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

 1. i don’t want anyone to talk to me today.  2. olive oil really does work just as well as those really spendy hot oil treatments for your hair.  3. i really want to talk about something, but i can’t because someone will read it here and that will spoil the surprise.  4. there’s an …<\/span> Read More →<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}