work flew by, even with that extra hour because i started early. everyone missed me and came by to make sure i knew it (even the president and human resources manager came to welcome me back!). i stopped by the doctor’s office to get the official all-clear. she was pleasantly surprised at how quickly i mended. “you’re a fast healer!” she proclaimed as i showed her how i could touch my toes again. upon arriving home, my mailbox was stuffed with envelopes. my compensation cheque for the seven days off work was in there! i think i could get to like receiving benefits this way! much to my delight, i discovered one of my credit cards has a seventy-dollar credit balance. yay! seventy free bucks i can spend! oh, and my friend jeremy said, after looking at the picture i posted yesterday, that it was “very, very cute”. i’m also going out for chinese food dinner with my dad & step-uncles tonight.
\nof course, all this good comes with a little bad… while waiting in the little examination room for the doctor, i made the mistake of stepping on the scale. it’s official: i’m fatter than i’ve ever been in my entire life! feel free to load the comments with lots “hey tub-o!”, “lardass” and “fatso” comments. no, i’m not kidding. the theory behind the request is that maybe, if my knowing how horribly obese i am isn’t enough to make me do what i need to do to slim down, having my friends & readers call me names will. i’m just really glad i had a super-healthful veggie lunch today to assuage some of my guilt.
\ni knew i shouldn’t have eaten those oreos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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