{"id":996,"date":"2002-03-17T19:03:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-17T19:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog2\/?p=996"},"modified":"2002-03-17T19:03:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-17T19:03:00","slug":"fucking_car_grr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/fucking_car_grr\/","title":{"rendered":"fucking car. grr."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i just sliced my thumb open for the second time this weekend while attempting to replace the turn signal bulb in my stupid, fucking car.  the kicker?  i didn&#8217;t even get the bulb replaced!   the glass broke and the metal base is rusted to the socket.  fuck fuck fuck fuck <b>fuck<\/b>!<br \/>\nnot only am i going to have to arm-signal my left turns on the way to work and home tomorrow, i get to worry that something is going to spark from the broken bulb!  AAAAHHHH!!!<br \/>\nthese are the moments i REALLY miss smoking.  *angrily masticates chocolate*<br \/>\nthank goodness <A HREF=\"http:\/\/digitalstains.com\/blog\/\">andy!<\/A> is pleased with his <A HREF=\"http:\/\/digitalstains.com\/images\/misc\/bloo.jpg\">new shirt<\/A>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i just sliced my thumb open for the second time this weekend while attempting to replace the turn signal bulb in my stupid, fucking car. the kicker? i didn&#8217;t even get the bulb replaced! the glass broke and the metal base is rusted to the socket. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! not only am i <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/fucking_car_grr\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fubsy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}