the wall of shame is a tradition started three years ago when we found ourselves jotting down our favourite quotes while in each other's company. we have since advanced to a high-tech method of recording these quips (post-its stuck on the wall) to handle the sheer volume of our proliferation.

cast:
heather - mom, scrapbooker, babe and best friend
gary - husband, geek, skinny and sweet
rowan - daughter, three, blond and adorable
hessie - friend, canadian, blogger and also a heather

enjoy...

It's just a long log thing you push up on.
   -Hessie

Okay, you can get off now.
   -Heather

I was cleaning your fuzzy!
   -Heather (to Hessie)

I have long skinny -everything-!
   -Gary

Oooh.  She's on it the horizontal way!
   -Heather

He just rubs it in his hands, not on his body.
   -Heather

You've got a hole! I've got to stick my finger in it!
   -Heather (to Gary)

I just love the twitching afterwards.
   -Hessie

No! No, Gary! You gotta get it up!
   -Heather

You know when I whacked it before...?
   -Gary

Then I'll -really- go sleep with Gary after cleaning up the goop.
   -Hessie

Ooh, I'm molesting the baby.
   -Hessie

No open-mouth kissing for you, missy!
   -Hessie

"Ow Ow OWWWWWW!" -Heather (clutching desperately at her leg)
"You know, maybe if you take off your pants..." -Gary

We should pull out the thingie [futon] and do it on there.
   -Hessie (to Heather)

Wack-Wack
Schnatter-Schnatter
Boo-Boo
   -Trivial Pursuit

Are you going to poke me with a big stick?
   -Hessie

Nice Peter!
  -Hessie

It's mostly twisting your wrist, but it also goes through the hole in your fingers.
   -Heather

Okay, blow. Keep blowing! No, don't stop!
   -Hessie

Oh yeah, she's rocking her pelvis. I'm trying to do this.
   -Hessie

It's way down in the crotch where the lip meets the gum.
   -Heather

I couldn't get up, I was trying!
   -Gary

Her water's all wet.
   -Heather

You can rub the bone as much as you want, but it won't go away.
   -Heather

d'oh!
   -Rowan

You get a hug and a kiss, and I got a finger!?
   -Hessie

I have a picture of them [Charlie's Angels] all bound.
   -Hessie

"Someone tells you to put something in your mouth and then put it in your lap and you just do it?" -Heather
"Yeah.  That's why I'm so popular with the boys." -Hessie

I love you. But it doesn't mean I want to sleep with you.
   -Hessie

May I see your wand, please?
   -Hessie

They don't come, dammit! I need a screwdriver!
   -Hessie

"I hurt me."
  "why?"
"I like it."
   -Rowan

High School kills.
   -Heather

Way to squeeze with your knees so you don't fall off.
   -Hessie

You can fix your mom's box.
   -Heather

Rowan has LOTS of vibrating toys!
   -Heather

I'm amazed at how thick it is!
   -Hessie