part of my “get out of this funk” strategy involves cleaning useless stuff out of my life. this includes lots of different things, activities, thoughts and people. last night, i started with the medicine cabinet and underneath the bathroom sink. this is what i threw away:
– one expired clearblue easy pregnancy test
– 24 pink foam curlers
– one bottle paint-on blue hair goop
– 11 large-size trojan condoms
– 15 bottles of nail polish in assorted colours
– peach bath crystals
– gillette excel razor & spare blade
– 5 plastic caps from unknown spray bottles
– hotel shower cap with three holes in it
– raspberry soap which smelled like nail polish
– one “insert finger and rotate” nail polish remover
– 25 carefree panty liners
– 2 sample-size bottles of calvin klein’s eternity perfume
– 2 bonnie bell perfumes (happy & flirt)
– 3 empty ginko biloba bottles

8 Thoughts on “things in my bathroom garbage can

  1. 11 large-sized condoms? I assume you kept the normal sized ones…
    ;-)

  2. actually, i don’t have any average ones. it’s b.y.o.c. at my house!

  3. aw, heather’s bragging about her man…
    and you threw away Eternity? augh! (that stuff is my kryptonite… makes me weak and useless)

  4. *rifles through the trash*

  5. Statia on May 31, 2002 at 20:50 said:

    Haha. I thought I was the only one to keep obscure crap under my sink. I think I have a cap to a perfume bottle that I don’t even have anymore. Oh and some Tavist d that expired in 1994.

  6. col on May 31, 2002 at 22:14 said:

    lol, you kept a pregnancy test handy?

  7. a girl never knows when she might be pregnant!

  8. i bought and installed a pedestal sink in my bathroom. now i actually throw away useless crap (most of your stuff doesn’t sound useless to me – i would have kept the large-size condoms and hoped), instead of saving it for years and years, because there is no “under sink.” :o)

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