pre-coffee conversations

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marie: “john bought us a mister yesterday.”
me: “mister?”
marie: “yeah, a thing you hook up to a hose and it shoots mist out so when it’s hot you can cool off.”
me: “oh. mister! a thing which mists.”
marie: “yeah. that’s what i said.”
me: “i thought you meant a mister, like mr. & mrs. dork!”
marie: “no. i think you are the dork.”
come on, what else was i supposed to think?

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5 Thoughts on “pre-coffee conversations”

  1. harpoon on August 14, 2002 at 10:30 said:

    i thought of the band mister mister and thought you might be secretly wishing they’d show up at your door to play you 80’s songs

  2. Dor on August 14, 2002 at 12:01 said:

    yep…agreed. you’re the dork ;)

  3. col on August 14, 2002 at 17:02 said:

    nah, i woulda thought the same thing ;)

  4. (the parenthetical)Heather on August 14, 2002 at 21:07 said:

    As I was reading it, I just thougth of Mr. Belvedere. I think that probably makes ME the biggest dork yet. I wonder what little Wesley is up to these days. Was he traumatized by that “very special episode” where the camp counselor got a little…frisky…with him?

  5. harpoon on August 15, 2002 at 01:27 said:

    wesley’s in mister mister, entertaining people worldwide with 80’s music

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