over the last ten years, the bank of canada has phased out one- and two-dollar bills, replacing them with coins (called “loonies” and “toonies” respectively). while thinking about a possible visit to the peeler bar, i started to wonder if it wasn’t a direct result of a strategic lobby by the stripper’s union to increase their take from customers wanting to cop a feel by sticking a bill in a g-string. now they have no choice but a five-dollar ante.
i don’t even want to think about where they’d put the coins.

5 Thoughts on “sneaky strippers

  1. lol, i’m now leaning against going to a peeler bar..sowwy!

  2. err… simple, you’d just stick it up somewhere if it were a coin. :)

  3. Well, I was going to suggest using American dollar bills, but, you know, that’s probably about 5$Canadian anyhow. :p

  4. what about keeping a roll of nickles in its wrapping? Easier to store, and easier to count later! hee!

  5. wow, do strippers have THAT much power in Canada?

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