poster one: Sometimes, I put a huge piece of raw ground beef on a celery stick and eat it like a lollipop, but that’s only once in a while.
poster two: You do that too? Our family always called those Meat Trees. Like, “Yay! Meat Trees for dinner! Yay!”
thanks, slashdot! i love you.
meat trees are yucky, throw them at boys
yuck… a celery stick… eww