if i were a candle…

10 Thoughts on “if i were a candle…”

1. (you know, that)Heather on February 5, 2003 at 09:14 said:

   Hmm. If you were the candle, I dare say either your loins are a-tingling with desire… or you really, really need a Monistat.
   And you’d be looking a little jaundiced.
2. heather on February 5, 2003 at 10:27 said:

   no! i’d be blobby! *sigh* in jokes just don’t seem to work with you people!
3. heather on February 5, 2003 at 12:23 said:

   doh, i just got that monistat reference. *sigh* you’re a sick, sick woman, mrs.w.
4. (you know, that)Heather on February 5, 2003 at 13:10 said:

   Oh, please! It’s totally… what is the feminine version of phallic? … looking! Georgia O’Keefe would be proud!
5. heather on February 5, 2003 at 13:29 said:

   i love georgia!
6. Edge on February 7, 2003 at 08:12 said:

   I also thought it was a reference to the female “thing” too…
7. heather on February 7, 2003 at 10:08 said:

   i mean, i get it now that you’ve mentioned it, but it’s definitely not the first thing i thought of.
   dirty people! dirty!
8. (you know, that)Heather on February 7, 2003 at 12:55 said:

   You’re saying the female genitalia is dirty? In general or yours specifically or… uh… nevermind, let’s not go there!
9. heather on February 7, 2003 at 12:58 said:

   some days, i think about disabling the comments.
10. (you know, that)Heather on February 7, 2003 at 14:06 said:

    I sowwy. Slap my wrists.
    Harder harder!
    *ahem*