… i want to shave my head.
… i want to put my hand through a plate glass window.
… i want to drive my car into oncoming traffic.
… i want to set fire to my futon.
… i want to tell someone to fuck off and not smile afterwards.
… i want to shave my head.
… i want to put my hand through a plate glass window.
… i want to drive my car into oncoming traffic.
… i want to set fire to my futon.
… i want to tell someone to fuck off and not smile afterwards.
*nodding in agreement*
Word.
yes to everything but the shaving head part. i think i’d scare ppl with my bald head. i’ve got a huge noggin.
*plays with fire*
Say…are you gaining weight?
*runs*
Kicks dangerman in the ass really really really hard!!!
i can’t… well, not in good conscience. after all the fucking easter chocolate i ate this weekend, i probably *am* gaining weight. *sigh*
do you bite the heads off first, like I do?
…and giggle?
i do indeed bite the heads off first. ;) i’m not sure if i giggle though.
Oooo, you should giggle. It heightens the pleasure.
i’ll make a point to giggle next time, just ’cause you recommend it. =)
amen, sista.