… i want to shave my head.
… i want to put my hand through a plate glass window.
… i want to drive my car into oncoming traffic.
… i want to set fire to my futon.
… i want to tell someone to fuck off and not smile afterwards.

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  1. paige on April 2, 2001 at 03:35 said:

    *nodding in agreement*

  2. Goddess on April 2, 2001 at 04:08 said:

    Word.

  3. chaos on April 2, 2001 at 07:37 said:

    yes to everything but the shaving head part. i think i’d scare ppl with my bald head. i’ve got a huge noggin.

  4. *plays with fire*
    Say…are you gaining weight?
    *runs*

  5. Goddess on April 2, 2001 at 09:37 said:

    Kicks dangerman in the ass really really really hard!!!

  6. heather on April 2, 2001 at 09:49 said:

    i can’t… well, not in good conscience. after all the fucking easter chocolate i ate this weekend, i probably *am* gaining weight. *sigh*

  7. paige on April 2, 2001 at 10:04 said:

    do you bite the heads off first, like I do?

  8. Goddess on April 2, 2001 at 10:39 said:

    …and giggle?

  9. heather on April 2, 2001 at 12:28 said:

    i do indeed bite the heads off first. ;) i’m not sure if i giggle though.

  10. Goddess on April 2, 2001 at 13:35 said:

    Oooo, you should giggle. It heightens the pleasure.

  11. heather on April 2, 2001 at 14:33 said:

    i’ll make a point to giggle next time, just ’cause you recommend it. =)

  12. amen, sista.

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