sometimes i even impress myself

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as we waited for the food to arrive and the drinks to be replenished, our attention was drawn towards the table the by the window.
“could they possibly be?”
“no…”
“yes, they are!”
“don’t stare. they’ll get upset.”
“they’re out in public, they should be expecting an audience.”
“can you believe it?”
“what are they doing now?”
“no! yes, they are!”
“they’re making quite the spectacle of themselves.”
“wouldn’t you, though?”
“well, yes, maybe.”
“that one doesn’t look like he belongs. he’s cute, though.”
“you think so?”
“sure, why not?”
“well… oh, wait! there they go again!”
“again?”
“yeah, can you believe it?”
“you’ve got to be kidding!”
“oh, wait, look, here it comes.”
“whoa!”
“wow, that’s impressive.”
“aww, they’re leaving.”
“no!”
“damn, that was fun.”
“yeah, better than a dinner show.”

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13 Thoughts on “sometimes i even impress myself”

  2. heather on February 11, 2004 at 09:25 said:

    nope, better.

  3. MLP on February 11, 2004 at 09:40 said:

    That was good, even better that I think I am the only one who will understand!! Mimes was a good guess, do you think anyone will get it right?

  4. heather on February 11, 2004 at 09:42 said:

    i don’t know. probably not, though.

  5. Jen on February 11, 2004 at 09:47 said:

    I have three guesses: Celebrities, A couple getting engaged, A couple breaking up. Am I right with any of them?
    Oh, and I just got your valentine in the mail – it’s super cute. Thanks!

  6. fizzgig on February 11, 2004 at 14:43 said:

    judging from the rapt attention garnered.. and the shocked disbelief.. I’m guessing two fags at their worst outside.

  7. Jenn on February 11, 2004 at 15:32 said:

    Nice “f” bomb there, scaredy cat. ;-)

  8. heather on February 11, 2004 at 18:38 said:

    no one has gotten it yet and i have been informed by meg that i’m not allowed to divulge the truth for at least a few days.
    she’s gloating because she knows and you don’t, btw. ;)

  9. Chair on February 11, 2004 at 19:16 said:

    Shit, I’ll play.
    Making out or “goin’ at it” full tilt.
    I’m wondering if you deliberately are letting us all run with the sexual ideas.. it’s probably something obscure like making macrame wall hangings.

  10. andrea on February 12, 2004 at 07:41 said:

    i hate this game!

  11. andrea on February 12, 2004 at 07:42 said:

    i think they’re animals of some kind.

  12. fizzgig on February 14, 2004 at 10:33 said:

    “f” bomb? wtf. just callin it what it is. doesnt scare me. it annoys me.

  13. heather on February 19, 2004 at 10:28 said:

    answer: a group of 12 or so hell’s angels and almost all of them trying to pick up these two girls at a table next to ours.
    told you it was better than mimes!

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