it must have been that 1-800-flowers commercial which has been on tv a lot lately which got me thinking about the last time anyone sent me flowers. i know the exact date: july 2, 1997. oy. seven and a half years! stupid commercial making me feel unloved. bad commercial.
for the new year, i’ve decided i need to go on a liquid cleanse. i’ve been polluting myself to a disgusting degree these recent weeks. i need to rid myself of all the poisons i’ve been injesting (ie. martinis, chocolate, caffeine, etc) and start the year off on a fresh footing. anyone have any recommendations for a program to follow?
i could really use a nap.
Ingest is spelled with a G, not a J. :)
Have you received ANY of my emails lately? I have not gotten a response from you and I’m a bit concerned.
BTW, who sent you flowers on July 2, 1997? Was it for your birthday??
thank you, mr. webster!
i probably have, but i’m the worst email replier ever, so you shouldn’t be surprised.
i believe it was YOU who sent me flowers on july 2, 1997, as you well know.
and yes, it was for my birthday.
What were you? 17 that year?? You’re such a youngster.
And yes, of course, I knew it was me, and yes, of course, I knew it was your birthday. I sent you a picture of me and Gman on our 3rd and 39th birthday, irrespectively.
wow… you’re old!
I’m only old chronologically. Mentally, I’m still about 18. Physically…oh, probably 30. Some aches take longer to go away now but I’m still VERY YOUNG. Especially young at heart. Me and Gman are best buddies. For now. Til he turns 12 or so. Then, I’m sure he’ll hate me.
don’t worry, he’ll hate everyone then.
don’t follow any program (that will ensure you won’t fail!). Just be conscious of what you eat :) that’s my two cents.
and yes, i can vouch for heather’s lack of emails…ahem!
The last time I got sent flowers was Valentine’s Day, 1996. A friend of a friend was buying a cell phone, and the phone came with a dozen roses as part of the deal. So he had them sent to me.
So, don’t worry, you’re not the only one!
I found this:
http://www.rexdonald.com/diet-programs/liquid-diet.htm
and then debated for about 2 seconds whether I should try it, as well. I like food too much, and think portion control is probably wiser.
Program?
Moderation.
That’s all anyone need know.
whoa, people! i don’t want a diet program, i want a short-term cleanse.