i realized the other day that of the six people who work on my john malkovich-like half-floor, i’m the only person who hasn’t had some sort of vehicular incident in the past year. my manager & both our buyers got rear-ended and my supervisor & officemate both got smucked in intersections. i think with numbers like that i’m pretty safe, but whenever i think about it i do make sure to find a piece of wood to knock.
p.s. not to be too whorey or anything, but if you keep track of such things you might want to know that today it is precisely two months until my birthday.
damn, guess i better get started on making your present or else you’ll get it next year!
Gah, cherries!
what’s wrong with cherries?