i brought my old, tired, dusty 1mb trident video card to work. i’m hoping that if i ask really nicely, someone will let me run a train over it. back and forth. back and forth. until it’s utterly destroyed… yup, that would make me feel very good, indeed.
they wouldn’t let me run a train over it. so i’m going to drop my rock on it. repeatedly. until there’s nothing but silicon dust.
Also a good plan!!!