uterus for sale

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i’m crampy and my hair looks like a frizzy mess and i’m blotchy and it’s only wednesday and someone’s wearing really skanky perfume and the only good thing is that it’s hamburger day so i didn’t have to make a lunch. grr.

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12 Thoughts on “uterus for sale”

  1. sc0tt on May 2, 2001 at 08:15 said:

    uh…. no uterus for me thanks… i’m full.

  2. heather on May 2, 2001 at 08:36 said:

    aww, c’mon. you can put all that stuff you normally have in your pockets in it, swing it around like a man-bag. you’d be very chic.

  3. paige on May 2, 2001 at 08:47 said:

    heh – you said man-bag.

  4. Goddess on May 2, 2001 at 10:04 said:

    Ew.

  5. Goddess on May 2, 2001 at 10:05 said:

    I heard that the stripper girls can do that in the Philippines. No lie!! They can pick up a roll of quarter and drop one out at a time. Now THAT’S talent!!

  6. Goddess on May 2, 2001 at 10:54 said:

    We must, we must, me must increase out bust!
    Oh, that’s another excercise.

  7. paige on May 2, 2001 at 11:02 said:

    i, for one, could use BOTH exercises.

  8. heather on May 2, 2001 at 11:31 said:

    me too, buttercup.

  9. Anonymous on May 2, 2001 at 11:45 said:

    hey, wait for me….

  10. scott on May 2, 2001 at 11:45 said:

    yes… that IS talent…
    *rushes to buy plane ticket to the Philippines*

  11. Goddess on May 3, 2001 at 06:37 said:

    Don’t you girls remember that “increase our bust” thing from Are You There God It’s Me Margaret?

  12. Goddess on May 3, 2001 at 08:44 said:

    Have you read her book Summer Sisters? It’s for adults and it’s sooooo good!!!

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