paige was right, this was freakishly accurate:
You are attracted to strong sexual partners . You can be extremely changeable, saying one thing to your lover, then turning around and doing the exact opposite. You are very intuitive when it comes to acquaintances, yet quite blind to the defects of those you love. You have to go first class, and will overextend yourself financially in order to shower your mate with expensive gifts.
You are empathetic to those who have problems, and, as a result, you often get used. You are a great one for fantasizing and for acting out your desires. Your biggest problem is your tendency to pick the wrong mate, resulting in your having extramarital affairs in order to get the affection you need for your survival.
You love to be surrounded by your belongings. You prefer items of quality and of lasting value. You will not clutter up your home, but the things you do own will be handpicked and special to you. You are secretive about your personal environment and will allow very few people to see where and how you live; only a special person will be invited into your domain.
You pay great attention to detail. You always want things to be organized. You have a thirst for knowledge. You are very efficient and have a strong work ethic. You are critical of yourself and of others, and you seek perfection in all you do. You tend to overworry and overwork, and you must learn to relax. You are kind to those you care about, although you often appear to be cool.
You need a consistent routine that is safe and that can provide the security you require. You like to have a guaranteed income and are willing to work for someone who offers you a long-term position. You really don’t like surprises, especially those having to do with finances.
Well, darn it – I should post mine now! Guess what, though? Our love/relationship ones are the same! I was bummed about the extramarital affairs thing, and the saying one thing but doing the opposite part.
yeah, it kind of offended me at first, but it’s true. mostly in a “i want to please you so i’ll say anything to make you happy even though it’s not really what i want and will probably go out and do my own thing anyway” way. =)
Hrmm… said the same thing about me. Think it’s written by some bitter male who makes it so all women’s reports say that? ;)
good question. actually, my friend Shana took it, and it didn’t say that in hers. unless she edited it.
it’s always about the bitter males isn’t it… girls just can’t seem to take accountability for the transgressions of their species…
such a shame.
oh yeah, and “freakishly” is a registered trademark of dead-man.org INC.
kindly remove this word from your web site.
kidding.
Tsk. He disappears to write bizarre vignettes, and reappears only long enough to be a pain in the ass.
that’s all right. i’ll take scoot any way i can get scoot.
I need a Scott enema now.
mmm. colonic!
*hold up colostomy bag*
LUNCH IS SERVED!!!