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From: HEATHER
Sent: July 11, 2001 2:49 PM
To: EXECUTIVE SECRETARY
Subject: por favor, senora
I’m in possession of some Top Secret Confidential Documents of Kerry’s and she’s asked that I lock them up at the end of the day. Normally, I’d put them in Sam’s office; but, well… Sam doesn’t have an office right now as you are no doubt aware. If you were not aware, that would be the purpose of the men in hard hats who have been frequenting our little corner of the building.
I was hoping, as we arrive and leave about the same time of day, I could impose upon you to secure these Top Secret Confidential Documents with your collection of Top Secret Confidential Documents.
Eagerly awaiting your kind response,
Heather
Possessor of Top Secret Confidential Documents

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5 Thoughts on “office email”

  1. paige on July 11, 2001 at 18:19 said:

    ahem…. “hard hards”?? That sounds doubly naughty!

  2. heather on July 11, 2001 at 20:18 said:

    oops! my bad.

  3. Goddess on July 12, 2001 at 06:55 said:

    Hard hats and hard bodies!! *giggle*

  4. sc0tt on July 12, 2001 at 10:06 said:

    hard helmets… that would be worse.

  5. paige on July 12, 2001 at 11:39 said:

    no… that would be BETTER!

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