say cheese!

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i want to take pictures of bathroom stalls. more specifically, people’s feet while they’re using bathroom stalls. without them knowing i’m doing it. when i get my camera, i’m going to become a bathroom phototgraphy freak. i will get caught crouching on bathroom floors taking pictures of people while they’re doing their business. i will get chased out of public washrooms. i will get threatened with violence. i will pick up diseases from getting so close to unsanitary floor surfaces. i will have a collection of photographs of people’s feet while they’re going pee or poo or changing their tampon or masturbating or having sex. i will be famous and regarded as the best bathroom photographer in the world!

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6 Thoughts on “say cheese!”

  1. Goddess on July 11, 2001 at 10:10 said:

    You scare me.

  2. heather on July 11, 2001 at 10:41 said:

    that’s the nicest thing i’ve heard all day!

  3. paige on July 11, 2001 at 12:40 said:

    *crosses legs*

  4. dangerman on July 11, 2001 at 13:05 said:

    *opens legs*

  5. guruvious on July 12, 2001 at 07:03 said:

    *pees on floor

  6. Grace on August 9, 2002 at 11:19 said:

    okay

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