i will be the most responsible lottery winner ever. i have mapped out how i will spend, gift and invest my winfall, if ever i win. i was discussing this with my mom over the weekend. she’s always one to “put it out to the universe” when you’re in need of something as the “universe will always provide”.
i told her about my plan. she said to put it out to the universe. i told her i have, but the universe isn’t following my plan.

One Thought on “gimme the balls, baby

  1. Goddess on August 8, 2001 at 16:50 said:

    Did you dial 9 first for an outside line?

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