have you ever had a fart which sounded like a wookie?
me neither.

7 Thoughts on “muse abuse

  1. paige on August 14, 2001 at 08:05 said:

    suuure you haven’t, daisy.

  2. heather on August 14, 2001 at 08:30 said:

    i don’t fart! i’m gasless!

  3. paige on August 14, 2001 at 09:55 said:

    heard that one before. :)

  4. Goddess on August 14, 2001 at 15:00 said:

    I don’t fart and if I did it would sound like music and smell like roses. But I don’t.

  5. iain on August 14, 2001 at 17:33 said:

    so long as you don’t fart when people may or may not have their faces in that general vicinity, that’s the key thing. i imagine people would find that really off-putting, if they were doing sekshual things down there and you just got a bit too relaxed and, you know. let go.
    i imagine. :)

  6. I save all farts for elevators

  7. Goddess on August 15, 2001 at 18:04 said:

    Oh god Iain! That would be terrible!!!

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