*phone rings*
me: MIS
him: is this heather?
me: yes.
him: the one and only?
me: there can be only one.
him: *laugh* do you know who this is?
me: nope.
him: so i could play with you for a while then?
me: not over the phone, you couldn’t.
him: ooh! *laugh* you’re quick! *laugh* good one!
me: i try.
nice! you sound like me. so… who was it?
it was the cool kid who invited me to the housewarming on monday. i’m not going, by the way.
Why not?!?!
and why won’t you tell who your crush is on??!?!?!
i’m not going to the housewarming because i’m playing cards with meg et al.
i’m not telling who my crush is on because… because!
that reason sucks! the second one, I mean. I’d go to the housewarming party, too, but that’s just because I’m weird like that. But I wanna know who your crush is on, dammit! I’ve got one too, ya know.
i’ll show you mine if you show me yours!
I’m liken where this is going