och, no!

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the most unfortunate first name run across while processing applications: dilbag.

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9 Thoughts on “och, no!”

  1. amber on October 13, 2001 at 22:59 said:

    that should go right along with the journalist of the day. she works for the financial times and her last name is “wrong.”

  2. BarCodeKing on October 14, 2001 at 05:27 said:

    As someone who process letter mail, I see some doozies from time to time. The worst one I’ve seen is some fellow named “Dick Jacker.” It’s on all his mail, so it wasn’t a misprint. Another one I liked was Candy Dass. She could have married into that one, though. Some parents are either warped or cruel, though.
    As for “Dilbag,” I suspect that’s one of those where you’d ask, “You’re not from around here, are you?”

  3. paige on October 14, 2001 at 16:37 said:

    Dilbag reminds me of one of my favorite lines from a Geto Boys song – wanna hear it?

  4. paige on October 14, 2001 at 16:39 said:

    Damn. Didn’t mean to do THAT.

  5. heather on October 14, 2001 at 17:40 said:

    suuuure you didn’t. ;)
    so, what’s this lyric? huh? don’t make me beg!

  6. paige on October 14, 2001 at 19:20 said:

    It’s really nasty…. but, you asked for it.
    Here’s the long version:
    “Oh, Kathy – that ho was hot… first piece of p*ssy that I ever got… she f*cked me til I was comin… put my nuts in her mouth, and started hummin…I said “sh*t, commence to jackin”, she started scratching my DILBAG, I said, “Hold up a second”… turned me over on my back gold (?), opened up my …
    I can’t finish it. *blush* Since when did I get embarrassed? I must be getting old.

  7. iain on October 15, 2001 at 08:39 said:

    bloo!

  8. Dilbag on October 15, 2001 at 09:36 said:

    I’ll have you know I was named after my uncle, and I am a contributor to my community!

  9. paige on October 15, 2001 at 10:25 said:

    Nice to meet you, Dilbag.

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