snow is a four-letter word

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someone up there decided it would be a fun joke to dump a foot of marshmallow topping all over the city.
well, okay. it’s snow, but it looks like marshmallow topping. i can’t believe there’s a foot of snow outside. i can’t believe that it’s going to all freeze up overnight and i’m going to have to take the bus to work because i’m not risking my neck for my paycheque. i can’t believe that i can’t even take the day off work because if i don’t i’ll have five hundred angry coworkers without paycheques this friday. i can’t believe i can’t believe all of this. it’s only snow.
what did i just say? this is vancouver. it’s never only snow. it’s a fluffy, white apocalypse unleashed upon the unwitting citizens of our fair and ever green city.
i wish i had a sled.

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9 Thoughts on “snow is a four-letter word”

  1. amber on January 27, 2002 at 20:59 said:

    lol. well it’s january in new york and it was 65 outside today. that’s right. sixty-five degrees. in january. what’s wrong with this city?

  2. heather on January 27, 2002 at 21:05 said:

    dammit, who sent you our weather?

  3. heather on January 27, 2002 at 21:06 said:

    check out the snow-cam over on the right for up to the minute live snow in vancouver action.

  4. Edge on January 27, 2002 at 22:44 said:

    Snow angels… snowmen… running outside naked in the snow at 3 am and then jumping into a steaming hot shower… snowball fights… snow houses… snow tunnels… snow forts for snowball fights… did I mention running naked in the snow at 3 am?

  5. kaydee on January 27, 2002 at 23:32 said:

    snow-cam! =)

  6. Ryan on January 28, 2002 at 07:15 said:

    It was 65 here yesterday and it is supposed to be near 70 today! Yuk. The funny thing is that we had about 4 inches of snow last week.

  7. heather on January 28, 2002 at 07:53 said:

    okay, the cam isn’t really up to the minute, but my windows were all dewy on the inside, so you wouldn’t have been able to see anything anyway.
    today looks just like yesterday with less cloud cover and more sunshine.

  8. andrea on January 28, 2002 at 11:14 said:

    i wish i were in vancouver. mother nature has made a pathetic attempt at winter here in minnesota this year. pathetic!

  9. redsugar on January 28, 2002 at 15:22 said:

    i can ditto for mn. tho it’s supposed to snow tonight…

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