dear searchers:
i thank you kindly for inflating my stats, but to all of you who arrive here searching for giraffes, albinos, sex, fuck and any combination thereof, i’m very sorry to disappoint. i admit the title of this site is devious and can cause confusion. it has very little to do with the inane ramblings of the author or the author herself, who is neither a giraffe, albino, fucker nor any combination thereof (although “fucker” might be debated by those in the know).
for your convenience, a short list of definitive sites which may be more to your liking:
– albino
– giraffe
– sex
have a nice day,
heather