dammit! i keep forgetting to upload the photo i’ve wanted to post for the last three days. oh well. you’ll just have to wait, i guess.
um, yeah. i got nothing else. carry on.

i watched most of the french-language leaders debate last night before heading off to the all-candidates meeting. by the end of the evening i’d pretty much made up my mind and i wondered why i ever thought i didn’t know who i’d be voting for. i guess i got caught up in the whole “devil you know” and “vote for the least worst” quagmire. i’m over it now. i’m voting my conscience, which is the way it should be.
in all the political discussion, i forgot to mention that i watched six, yes that’s six, different movies on my new dvd player over the weekend. i’ve updated my movies page, in case you’re following along. i’ve also signed up with a canadian netflix clone to start to receive movies by mail. this will definitely help me to accomplish my 52 movies in 52 weeks goal and it’s only $20 a month! rock!
wow, i love tylenol. i woke up this morning with a killer headache and i actually went back to bed for forty-five minutes after i’d gotten up, brushed my teeth and washed my face. i really didn’t want to get up again, but i’m a slave to my sense of responsibility, and i came in. if it weren’t for those three lovely extra-strength tylenol i swallowed, i’d be in bad shape. all hail acetaminophen!

it’s election season here in the great white north and i’m having a really difficult time deciding how i’m going to vote come june 28th. i’ve been half-heartedly listening to the news and reading the paper. i’ve poked around the big three’s websites looking for their positions on the issues i care most about. i’m going to an all-candidate’s meeting in my riding. i will watch the debates on television. i’ve even gone so far as to text message them in hopes of getting a direct answer to what i consider the deal-breaking issues.
i’m probably even more confused now than i was three weeks ago.
like darren, i’ve been trying do decide if i should vote for a party, a leader or my local candidate. you’d think it’d be an easy choice, but it’s really not. i almost wish i could cast one vote for each category.
for example, i really like paul martin and jack layton. i think they are very interesting and charismatic men. i’d probably even forgive paul his tossing of bush’s salad in order to prove to that monkey that he’s not like jean chrétien, his predecessor. jack layton just seems so real. i would love to hang out at the pub with him because you just know he’s probably a closet dart shark. stephen harper, i am convinced, is the anti-christ; and i’m not the only one who says that, either. just look at those beady little, too-close together eyes, that scary hair and the way his face doesn’t move when he talks.
then there’s the party. well, i’m a dyed in the wool socialist from way back. in my perfect world, the ndp would form the next government and every government thereafter. unfortunately for my desires, there’s not a hope in hell of that happening any time soon, so i have to choose between the liberals who have fucked things up financially, but done a lot for social issues, over the last ten years or the conservatives who, while they may fix the fiscal issues, are sure to decimate any progress which as been made in the name of tolerance and equality for all canadians. not to mention just throwing out the kyoto accord which was signed by our previous prime minister (ooh, that chafes my butt).
finally, i could vote solely on what value my local candidate could bring both to my riding and parliment in general. this one is tough. i know my liberal candidate, don bell, the former mayor of my district, the best. i’ve been watching him on televised council meetings for the last few years. he’s a little funny looking, but i like that he knows, intimately, the major issues our area faces. i worry, though, that if he’s elected, he may get overwhelmed by being a first time mp and get forget about who he’s supposed to be representing. ted white, the conservative incumbent, i only know because he has the worst facial hair imaginable. it really is bad. if people were elected purely on the merit of their facial hair (or lack thereof), this guy would not have ever been elected in the first place. john nelson, my ndp candidate, i know nothing about. actually, up until about four days ago, i didn’t even know his name. the only thing i actually know about him is that he has be best, most informative website of all three.
oh, about that text messaging i tried out. i sent the same question to all three parties:

please tell me your leader's
position on same-sex marriage
and women's right to abortion.
thank you.

i was really disappointed at the responses, or lack thereof, i received.
the most timely response came from the liberals the very same day:

PMartin believes in the
Charter of Rights and
Freedoms.
Stephen Harper Does
not!

the best answer came from the ndp, two days later:

Pro Same sex
marriage, and support
women's right to
choose and have
access to safe
abortions.

it’s been over a week and the conservatives have yet to reply, although that doesn’t surprise me very much at all.
i think tonight’s all-candidate meeting and tomorrow’s debates will be what solidifies my vote either way. i want to hear what these men have got to say for themselves without it being filtered through media outlets. they’re the horses in this race and i want to hear it straight from their mouths’.

ohmygoodness! i’m the happiest little geek girl in all of geekdom right now!
not only did i manage to successfully hook/set-up my new dvd/vcr combo (why didn’t anyone tell me that cables are so fucking expensive? and why don’t they include them in the box? yeah, duh. i know, because they are so fucking expensive.) last night but, this very morning, i’m now the proud owner of a coveted gmail account! holy moly! i feel like… a total geek, yeah, but in a “i just got the COOLEST new toys” kind of way.
don’t mind me, i’m going to go watch dvds until my eyes fall out and then i’m going to send everyone email about it!

LOOK OUT!

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heather is a radioactive squirrel!!

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from go-quiz.com

[thanks to senor mikey]
p.s. why the fuck can’t these places make their quiz code xhtml compliant? i fucking hate it when they don’t use/use the wrong quotes! grr.

this is turning into the longest day ever.
no jeremy. no wade. no boss. it’s cold. it’s rainy. i’m almost finished emptying my trays for the weekend. the internet is dull and quiet. whatever is a girl to do?
well, she can daydream about leaving work early to get her dvd player and spending the weekend watching dvds and eating popcorn until she pops like corn, that’s what.
mm, i can’t wait!
p.s. i just finished reading ella minnow pea: a novel in letters. it was most excellent. if you like words, you’ll love that book.

– i’m headed for a serious crash soon. i’ll be glad when the days start getting shorter so that i can get to sleep before eleven again. oh, stop looking at me like that. i bet your alarm clock doesn’t go off at five-thirty!
– class tonight. i think there’s a quiz. four more classes in the next month, including the final as my birthday (only 23 more days!) present. aren’t i a lucky, lucky girl?
– there’s nothing on tv this time of year. i’m so glad i have this sexy new tv to watch nothing on.
– while out shopping for televisions and dvd players, i stood at the camera counter and drooled over the digital rebel a while. i was tempted to ask them to take it out of the case so i could hold it, but i’m not completely stupid. if i’d gotten my little mitts on it, i’d probably not have let it go.
– if i ever look cute again, i absolutely have to change that dorky webcam shot.
– can i go home now?

it’s not that i don’t like mornings. i’m fond of them in a “get to lay about in my most comfy of clothes drinking rich, sweet, silky coffee and wake up slowly” way. the problem is that five of the seven mornings i get each week (that’s 20 of the 30 i get in a month, just for perspective) are absolutely nothing like the mornings i’m most fond of.
they usually consist of being rudely awakened, one to two hours before my body has acquired sufficient sleep, by a loud, irritating, repetative buzzing noise. there is absolutely no leisure in my typical weekday morning, either. i just launch directly from restful repose to eager beaver to get myself up, presentable and out the door in order to be at work on time. there’s no laying about. there’s no rich, sweet, silky coffee slowly sipped while wearing my most comfy of comfies. there’s only beeping and forgetting of apples and driving in traffic with wet hair and then, the pièce de résistance, the flourescent lights. *sigh* sometmes, i think that’s what i hate most about mornings. ending up in the land of unflattering green tint which hurts my eyes.
that’s often why my first posts of the day, unless i have a very strong idea about what to write and how to write it, sound so dire. i’ve been most recently ripped from my nocturnal womb and thrust, grumpy and rushed, into the cruel, cruel world. you’d be crabby, too. trust me.

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don’t wanna be here. i’m not getting to bed until very late lately and it’s taking a toll. i think my cardboard box injury is infected. i’m about *this* close to going to buy a dvd player on my way home tonight. the stanley cup was won by a team in florida (don’t even get me started on how fundamentally wrong it is that they have a team (let alone winnng the cup) in a place where they have never seen ice that didn’t come out of a freezer). i hate florida. i need to get more flowers. i love my tv. i need a haircut. the clicky noise is gone from my car, only to be replaced by pings and rubbing noises. baggy pants are really annoying. i should try to learn how to drink coffee black.
this concludes the random tour of my brain. we hope you enjoyed your visit. come back again soon!

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i’m not very prose-y this morning, hence the list:
– friday night i ordered pizza and watched tv. yeah, i’m a party girl, all right. i really like the veggie edge from pizza hut, but the centre four pieces are always too soggy for me and i just end up throwing them out. i hate that.
– calgary didn’t win the cup on saturday (that’s okay, they’ll get it tonight), but meg, mark and i were way too drunk to care.
– meghan tried to make me cry.
– mark did make me cry, but in a good way.
cindy will be pleased that i’m one step closer to a dvd player since my dad bought me a new tv for my birthday!
– last night, after dad bought me dinner at swiss chalet, i spent three hours working on the financial files for his club. i love that i can be of assistance to him in some capacity.
– why didn’t anyone tell me that there was so much sound i was missing with my mono television set? everything is so bright and the sound is so full now! it’s like i was blind and deaf before. hallelujah!
– anyone want to buy a perfectly functional (if not cutting edge) sharp 19″ colour tv, zenith vcr and playstation 1? $150 for the whole lot!
– i absolutely LOVED all families are psychotic by douglas coupland. it’s now the book that i think everyone should read.
– two more movies for my list: saved and the terminal
– can i go home now?

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first off, you all must go and wish jodi chromey a happy birthday. yes, i know it’s not her birthday until sunday, but i never post on sundays and she’s observing her belly button today anyway. what are you waiting for? go do it! don’t worry, i can wait until you’re done.
thanks to some computer “glitch” (i love that word), my bank hasn’t been processing transactions correctly for almost a week now. up until yesterday, my account hadn’t been adversely affected. of course, today is payday and it’s usually automatically deposited into my account. note the usually. i logged on this morning and discovered that i ain’t got paid and neither has my rent cheque been debited from my account. so, because of assurances that the bank will not penalize anyone for any problems arising from this situation, i went ahead and followed my normal payday routine and took my allowance out of the bank machine on my way to work. what this does, though, is reduce the currently listed balance to less than the amount of the rent cheque which has yet to be debited. technically, it could come back to my landlord nsf. i’m so living on the edge. fear me!
it’s unbelieveably wonderful to be pain-free. i think that, in conjunction with the full moon, getting 81% and 86% on my mid-term and first assignment respectively and losing the five pounds i’d gained over the long weekend are all contributing to make me one happy camper. not to mention the flowers i bought myself and all that lovely popcorn. mm, popcorn. i’m still really tired, but my insides are happy and that’s what really matters, right?
btw, always be wary of a man in his mid-30’s who says bjork is one of his favourite singers. just trust me on this.

taken from the mighty force which is mikey (only i know how to count):

answer the following questions in the comments:
1. who are you?
2. have we ever met?
3. give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
4. describe me in one word.
5. what reminds you of me?
6. if you could give me anything, what would it be?
7. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
8. are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you?
9. what do you love like a fat kid loves cake?
10. what makes you come back here?
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i feel like there’s a lot i want to say, but my head is threatening to collapse in upon itself so the thoughts, which are struggling to escape before the implosion, aren’t in a very orderly state. i think this calls for a list.
– everything i’m wearing today is stretchy. even my shoes. it’s really awesome, but mostly because nothing’s baggy. i nearly stripped down in the middle of the day yesterday just because i couldn’t bear the thought of wearing those baggy clothes for just one minute more.
– despite the baggy clothes that were driving me nuts, a co-worker i haven’t seen in a while looked me up and down appraisingly and said “you’re looking good. doing anything different?” i was so stunned i answered “not a thing,” to which he replied “well, keep doing it!”
– i don’t want to be specific about the very cool and creative thing i did the other day because it would spoil someone’s birthday surprise, but let me tell you: i’m so fucking good it’s scary. just trust me on this.
– recently, i’ve been obsessed with my adorable toes. no, really. they’re so cute you’d be hard-pressed not to want to just gobble them up like little cocktail weenies.
– if i could, i would eat nothing but microwave popcorn. all. day. long.
– off the top of my head, here’s a list (a list within a list!) of the movies i want to see this summer: harry potter 3, troy, the day after tomorrow, mean girls, chronicles of riddick, sky captain and the world of tomorrow, shrek 2, the village, i robot, the stepford wives, 13 going on 30, fahrenheit 9/11, before sunset, king arthur, and the bourne supremacy.
– it’s a good thing i really like popcorn.
– i think there’s a rock stuck in the tread of my front tire. i can hear it “click” on the pavement with each revolution of the tire. the faster i drive, the faster it clicks. the slower i drive, the slower it clicks. it’s really starting to annoy me. you’d think i would try to remove the offending pebble, wouldn’t you? you’d be wrong. i’m going to turn up the radio. yeah. take that, noisy pebble!
– i’m not wearing socks. my naked ankles keep flashing the world from out the bottom of my pants. the sensation of air on them serves only to remind me of just how naked my ankles are. i should go sockless more often. it makes me feel very saucy.

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yesterday afternoon found me, quite literally, falling asleep at my desk, so it wasn’t surprising to find myself undressed, under the über-blankie and fast asleep within moments of getting home. waking up at 7pm, though, wasn’t in the plan. i honestly felt like i’d gotten an entire night’s rest. i had even half-convinced myself that it was 7am. alas, it was not. i got up and watched bad tv (well, it wasn’t all bad. there was this really well done and balanced show on the history channel about the invasion of normandy on d-day. go brits for not making it a rah-rah-mentary!), made jello, and otherwise occupied my freshly-rested self until i finally got tired enough to go to sleep at twelve-thirty. i really should have used that energy to go shopping or do something productive, but my inner sloth took over.
i almost didn’t want to wake up this morning. not because i was still tired, which i wasn’t; but, because i was having the most wonderful dream starring hugh jackman. *sigh* gotta love hugh.
is it just me or does steven harper look like bill clinton’s inbred cousin, especially around those set-too-close-together eyes?

i realize that most of the people who come and read my site are off work and probably not coming around today due to the memorial day long weekend in the states, but because it’s still monday and i have the displeasure of being at work this morning, i shall still post the antics of my incredibly, stupendously average weekend for all my non-holiday-having readers.
it was a popcorn-eating, leg-shaving, assignment-finishing, freakish-cleaning, happy-socializing, not-lost-getting, tv-watching, cd-listening, coffee-drinking, boy-avoiding, laundry-washing, food-shopping, gift-wrapping, book-reading, perogie-hating, ring-finding, window-opening, music-downloading, cuticle-conditioning weekend.
there you have it. now i’m back at the grind and i love that subway is open at 6:30 so i can stop and get something for lunch on my way to work instead of wasting twenty minutes in the middle of the day. i couldn’t decide what i wanted to make for lunches this week hence the early morning stop at subway.
any suggestions?

i picked a kickass team for the group assignments in class. well, i picked chris, who is a kickass team member. shane and i are contributing, andy is kind of sitting there, but chris is rocking the free world. woot. if only wayne, the nutty professor, would actually have marked out mid-terms instead of sailing around the gulf islands.
sometime during class last night, my right shoulder decided that it wants to secede from the union which is my body. it’s telling me this by the excruciating pain whenever i try to relax my arm. so, here i sit, slightly askew, with a bright blue gel pack precariously balanced upon the offending body part in my efforts to appease.
you know what? i’m really fucking tired of being in pain. if nothing else, it’s serving as an object lesson in why i need to lose weight and get active. speaking of, somehow, despite all the crap (with a capital c) i put into my body while i was away, i managed to maintain this week. i don’t know what i did to make the scale gods smile so favourably upon me, but i sure ain’t going to squander the gift. i’ll sacrifice my piece of tiramisu cake in thanks later.

lately, i’ve found myself really wanting to fall in love. or, at the very least, really serious like.
it’s been a while since i’ve felt that way about anyone and i seem to be craving the tummy flutters and daydreaming and obsession that goes along with meeting a boy who makes you tingle. i don’t have a particular boy in mind (although, i’ve come dangerously close to becoming far too attached to my official crush of 2004), so i’ve found myself ogling random boys a lot more lately and turning into an extra-sappy sap while watching anything remotely romantic on tv.
i want to find a boy who thinks i’m really interesting and likes to spend time with me doing the things that people do. julie wrote about it a little today, the wanting someone to do things with. not because you can’t do them on your own, but because you want someone to with whom you can share your experiences. i want to find that.
speaking of boys, tall shane (aka the boy toy) has been dropping not very subtle at all hints that he’d be more than willing to stop by and check my plumbing, if you know what i mean. if i’m really honest, i was more than a little tempted to take him up on it. then i started thinking about it too much. do i really want to have a fling? aren’t i worth more than that? it’s just sex, isn’t it? blah. who knows what i’ll end up deciding. i certainly don’t.