i’m in decidedly good humour today. i’m bouncy and happy and i feel good and i’m cute and fun and smiling and curly-haired! i ran into dean at the esso this morning and very nearly hugged him. the only problem is that i have a whole bunch of work to do and i hate working when i’m in this kind of mood. i want to play!
speaking of playing, my libido is back in full force. it’s all about the sex and the kissing lately. kisskisskisskisskiss. i’m big into tummies, too. it’s jim’s fault (about the tummies, not the libido, that is). all i want to do is lick tummies! *sigh*
there was a smurf in the lunch room who was staring really hard at me when i went in to heat up my fried rice. i have no idea who he is, but he was kind of cute. i should find out who it is and if he’s single. they’re never single here, though.
i’m going to attempt to force myself to get through at least two more piles of things before i go home today. i wanted to go home early, but i can’t justify it with all the work in my trays.
i. want. to. play!
it’s spring, everyone is squirming in their chairs these days, lust is in the air.
seriously though, do bellies rule the world or what?
*love* bellies
you need to donate your belly to the greater good! the greater good being, of course, my tummy cravings. *batts lashes*
*blush*
the more i think about this, the better it sounds. those with lovely bellies should freely donate them to those who have belly cravings to sate.
it’s terribly unfair of them to keep such beautiful tummies to themselves, no?
mmm… FBF! free belly foundation!
<knock knock>
hi…can hessie come out and play?
are you offering me your belly, andy?
<rolls over and offers belly>
purrr…
i love andy!
that is all.
I was watching (yes, I’m going to admit this where people can read it, I admit I’m a loser ;)) America’s Funniest Home Videos last night and they had a teenager and her mother using one of those leaf-blowers to blow each others stomachs. Now, they were both pretty darn skinny women, but it’s amazing the difference in 17 year old skinny skin and “stretched to allow room for that 17 year old 17 years ago skin.”
And all that flapping and flopping is all I can think of when you mention bellies now!
you obviously have not seen jim and andy’s bellies. *swoon*
Well, no, can’t say I have. Men’s stomachs do nothing for me, sorry.
Which is good, as poor Gary has less of a bellythan he does a butt ;)